Rebel Without An Anything

For decades, the go-to emasculatory insults for the spineless, craven milksops in our world, men and women alike has been to call them...

Evelyn tossed her wedding ring into the falls with only the eyes of three larks to watch her. It dangled in the air like a falling star,...

Lost in the grocery store. I’m fourteen years old and I’ve misplaced my mother. I ask one of the grocery workers if I’m walking in the...

Billiards and balls Knuckles white on wooden stick Mother’s money missed Silver lamp at night Echoing its ancient glow Glimmered in the...

Sitting in the train, watching airplanes disappear. Love is here, inside this moment. Holding on. You will dance soon on Italian hills....

No sooner do I sit in my warm bed and turn on my television to seep into darkness does Hellen Keller show up and start slapping all my...

SHITTIBANK Designed for three players, but can be expanded to as many players as want to play. The players can be any level. Runs as a...

In the dark in a scene from Footloose, Lies the grim grafted grin of a goose. It was so frothing mad, That it bit Bacon’s dad, And the...

“Atom” And from where did those atoms come, which split? Scraped by a scientist from a coffee table, plucked from bone marrow, taken from...

So GameTeam Rexcorp finally got the Zoboomafoo license from PBS. It was worth a lot less when the monkey died, god rest his soul (or as...

I was watching Hell’s Kitchen the other day and all the food on it just looks like shit. It was season 16 I think when everyone was...

Let’s piss on New York, everyone. When I lived briefly in New York I faced a problem that was typical of such a place where in the brief...

Fill the iPhone with chocolate. It’s a great idea. They’re a trillion dollar company, and they waste it on the angular masturbations of...

Hand dryers are one of mankind’s worst inventions and they belong in hell to torment the hygienic quarter of the world’s deprecators,...